According to the FBI, I am. Why, because I frequent surplus supply stores. I've been purchasing items and gear from surplus stores since it was still possible to buy real surplus gear in them; the 'old dusty musty stacked to the ceiling stores' of my youth. Now, not so much. You're more than likely to find mass produced China junk at the local 'prepper' emporium than you are genuine and useful gear. But, it doesn't excuse this, well, crap.