Autumn

Autumn

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Lock & Load

I'm bored to death with work. I need to shoot, something. Perhaps I'll lock the shop and climb into my truck and find some zombies to tag.

I might even drive over to my friend, Duke's house and see if I can drag him away from his firewood pile.





 Last year Duke recorded a great double on fleeing democritters which I recorded as a single since both critters pants had dropped to ankle level. Fair is fair.

 We might stop and grab, Senior as our driver. He performs well behind the wheel. I'll try and keep a rifle out of his hands as he has a tendency to fire full auto which is a true waste of a now precious resource. So we'll put his more fire controlled wife, Glock Mom on shotgun duty. She's a far better shot than her jittery husband.

First though, we'll need to drop by the courthouse for tags. This is serious business. To tag a Zombie critter one must jump, after of course you confirm a solid hit, from the moving vehicle and place the tag just so on the fallen critters ear and then snap a picture for the state. Tag placement and clear photos are then submitted to the local courthouse. When validated ten points are awarded. Fuzzy snapshots are voided.

Wish us luck.

My trigger finger has a deep itch.

(I write the laws to suit my purposes.)

Stephen


16 comments:

  1. Yep, too much time in the shop.

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    1. Need fresh air. Also I need finger exercise.

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  2. You guys do love to pick on each other.

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    1. Nah, we'd never pick on each other...although, now that you mention it he's been acting awful funny of late.

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  3. Sounds like fun, though. Got room for one more? I'd love to ride along & bat clean-up, so to speak.

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    1. Yes indeed. Get on down here and BYOA.

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  4. I need to break in my 300 Blackout a tad more.

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    1. Careful...you might strain its barrel. Expensive too.

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  5. What happens if there is no ear left attached for a good picture?

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    1. Toes and fingers. Tend to stink after several hours in the sun.

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  6. I hope you get to go! Sounds like you need some fun ☺

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    1. Want to ride along? If so, pack your rifle and aim true.

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  7. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. Jittery my butt!! Wonder if Duke has finished some connectors.

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    1. My pleasure. On Duke, I doubt it. He's too busy pulling weeds from his garden and splitting firewood. Thanks, Bubba.

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  8. Hope you get to go and have lots of fun. Our favorite gun store has zombie license posted on the wall. I want a copy of them.

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    1. Alas, Mamma Bear, the others chickened out....butch of wussies.

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