I'm Such A Romantic

I've selected Sweet Wife's Valentines Day gift.

Nothing says I love you like a new firearm.

Chocolates and cards are for amateurs. I bet you ladies didn't realize I was such a sweet guy.

Stephen 
 

Now I Know

Why I can't find a single case of lowly .22 anywhere on the net...

I'm outbid.

This old news you say....no, they just placed an order for another billion or so rounds.

Stephen