Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Rifles just don't cut it for Valentines Day. I hung a 'be back in a minute' sign on the shop's door and took a ride to the jewelers.
Tomorrow night I'll slip the gift box across the table and hope she smiles. Got her one of those open heart diamond thingamabobs.
I'll grab a card and a few roses this evening.
After all, she's my punkin and I dearly love her. See, I am a hopeless romantic.