Mr President, picture me with my tongue, in all its glory, protruding from my mouth in your direction.
Just to show you how much I don't care I made every effort to order a couple of spare twelve (that's 12) round magazines for my daily concealed carry handgun.
I forgot, you're a liberal bean sprout munching poodle walker so I shall write this in Ebonics...ready?
Today I told you to kiss my butt and purchased two more 'high capacity bullet holder clips.'
By the way I shall leave these nice normal capacity magazines in their packaging because as soon as your restrictions take place they will triple in price. So not only will I disobey your silly unconstitutional laws but will profit from the same.
I must admit my search for the two spare magazines took me a few minutes and three websites but find them I did, in stock no less. They should arrive soon.
Trust me, your disregard for our nations Constitution and God given rights has created a nation of outlaws.
(For those in the know - Numrich.)