I walk into the confessional. The priest slides the shutter aside, then, "Please, Father, hear my confession."
"Yes, my child, pray continue."
"I must confess Father, I have sinned."
"What are your sins, my child?"
"I'm so sorry, Father, but during a weak moment this morning, I watched the Presidential Inauguration of President Obama."
I broke into a hard sweat.
Then, "I'm so sorry child but I cannot help you."
"What will happen to me Father?"
"Like the rest of the poor sinners of the world, you shall burn in hell. Please, leave now."