Autumn

Autumn

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Bits & Pieces

The construction workers have returned in force. I should just flip the closed sign and drive home. At least this time around they were kind enough to allow traffic to reach my building. As all traffic has been diverted, perhaps I should find a local night club and hire their off duty pole dancers. I'd have them dress skimpy and stand out front in this cold wind and wave to the passing motorists.



Then again the cost of their services would easily nullify any profit. 

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Our weather has finally turned cool. Windy as all get out. I like it.

I have a camping trip planned next month. We hope all members of 'The Group' attend. I hope to bottle this weather and release it the night of just after our fire is laid and lit. I hate to camp in warm weather.


If, and it's a big if, the weather cooperates on this future camping trip, I plan to pack my little .410 and do a bit of squirrel hunting. Don't say it. I hear you...shotgun for squirrels. Yes. This dense Florida brush requires it...that's my excuse and I plan to stick with it. You young punks with your baby fresh eyes...

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I have a contract with a fire extinguisher service. Once a year, as required by law, they arrive at the shop and take my extinguisher out to their service vehicle and brush the dust off, attach a new tag, and return and charge me darn near fifty dollars for three minutes of their time.

They just arrived.

As much as I hate to pay for this service, guess what happens when the state inspector knocks on my door and the little tag hasn't been properly stamped. Another form of tax at gun point.

Pure rip off.

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Here's an old expression - 'just got a hair up my butt.' Google that one. Anyway, with the high volume of noise outside, I thought, hey, target practice.

 Loaded a few CB shorts, stepped out back and placed target and had a few minutes of fun. Kinda nice. Took a cup of coffee and grabbed an old plastic chair and just popped, pop, pop. The squirrels hid.

Talk about breaking a few laws...


Firing a gun within city limits is a big no-no, but I know the locals just think it's area democritters exchanging fire.

I'm a bad boy.

See you later, and hey, be careful out there.

Stephen






10 comments:

  1. What WSF said. Sounds like fun! (The .22 bit, not the construction.)

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    1. It is fun...breaks the routine. Give it a try...

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  2. Love the shorts - nice 'n quiet! Have to make a road trip to Gander soon, prices here are crazy.
    At least with the extinguishers, they didn't make you upgrade any of them. Always look on the bright side!

    Phyllis (N/W Jersey)

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    1. Bright side would be for the city and state to stay the heck out of my business....and don't forget, if you buy shorts get the CB shorts. Thanks, Sweet Phyllis.

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  3. " I'm a bad boy."

    Yep. And that's why we love ya.

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  4. I use a shotgun to hunt squirrels because I have shaky hands
    (and I'm a bad shot). Just aim for the head

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    1. I aim at the tail and hang a left or right depending on the squirrels direction of travel...

      Thanks, Corey.

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