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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Paracord

It is my strong belief and opinion everyone should have a roll or two of paracord in their preps.

This, is a good deal.

If you ask why I bet you, like many I know, eat bean sprouts, walk poodles for recreation and have been know to vote democrat and date metrosexuals.

Stephen

28 comments:

  1. bahahahahahahahahaha! bahahahahahahahahahahah!

    hey wait - i eat bean sprouts everyday!!! but at least i sprout my own.

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. It's okay, dear one, at least you don't walk poodles.

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    2. I was gonna say she didn't date metro-sexuals but then I thought hmmmm considering Stephen's opinion on shorts whats he think about rubber boot only weed eating? At that point I figured Kymber had a poodle stashed somewhere.

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    3. bahahahahahahah! you kill me PioneerP!!! (p.s. - saw your cranky raven today and fed him some pita bread - he liked it!)

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    4. PP, oh I bet she's got a poodle stashed under the woodwork somewhere up there...

      kymber, you sprout eater you, where's the dog?

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  2. One can never have enough rope... errr... paracord!!!
    What the hell are "bean sprouts"??

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    1. See, I knew you were a good guy....thanks, my friend, and welcome back.

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  3. The Moose bought a huge box of twine at the hardware store today, "just because". I'm sure if he seen paracord, we'd have some of that too...

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    1. Izzy, my nice friend, I'm sure if the hardware store had paracord in stock, he would have indeed grabbed a roll. Its so useful and handy. I even use it for bootlaces. Then again, I'm strange that way...Thanks.

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  4. Well, I have a clue and I do eat bean sprouts, but I don't walk poodles, vote democrat, or date metrosexuals, I do however carry a faily large gun...does that make up for my lack of knowledge? Can I still come over and play?

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    1. Yes, my dear lady, you may come play anytime you so wish. I laughed so hard I almost fell from my chair...at least you don't date metrosexuals.

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  6. I sprout my own bean sprouts...and radish sprouts...and many other sprouts, too! They are yummy!
    I also have oodles of paracord. No poodle...have a GSD/Pit mix.Never voted Democrat...then again, I vote for the person, not the party. Having seen a democrat running yet that was a person I would want to associate with.
    What the heck is a *metrosexual*? Do they do naughty things to...uhmmm Metro areas? o-O

    Quit picking on us sprout eaters, though!
    You can have my sprouts when you pry them out of my cold, dead hand...but realize I WILL defend my sprouts. Probably with my Barret is I see you from afar...or my Mossberg if you are up close! (Yup, violent, gun weilding sprout eater here! LOL!)

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    1. Lamb, you're a hoot...now if you were to add a bit of bacon drippings to the sprouts I'm sure it would improve the flavor...thanks, my dear lady.

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  7. Should be "Having NOT seen a democrat running yet..."

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    1. No problem, Lamb. I do it all the time.

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  8. Well, I don't eat bean sprouts. He's a dachshund not a poodle and we have paracord bracelets, keychains (I am going to make the dog a collar out of it) and he has a few different colored rolls of it. I guess we're good :)

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    1. Becky, I knew you were a cool one...thanks, dear lady.

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  9. Stephen,
    You can't have enough of paracord!!

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    1. Paracord is all over my person....right down to my bootlaces..thanks, Sandy.

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  10. Would love to have a spool or two of paracord around the house; it has so many uses.

    Bean sprouts have their uses too, mostly to stretch freezer vegetable supplies before the garden kicks into full production.

    And walking Chloe around the neighborhood is usually not so much recreation as being on alert for stupid cats, rabbits, and squirrels that might be slower than her if she managed to get off her leash. There is a down side to walking a hunt trained poodle in town. Now walking her in an open field where there might be pheasants is another story; that is recreation.

    Never voted democrat.

    Not sure if I could trust a man that used more beauty products than me. Besides, Hubby would be very upset if I dated anybody but him.

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    1. Indeed, my dear lady...but remember, bean sprouts are classified as 'cow fodder.' Thanks, my friend.

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  11. HAHAHA! Better watch out you'll be losing more followers. We must be politicaly correct and sensitive to the feelings of others. Yeah right, if they get their panties in a bunch they can just walk on.

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    1. Panties in a wad or not I shall speak my mind...I'm the least politically correct fella in the world. Thanks, Swamp Dog.

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  12. I love a good roll of paracord. A friend and I were talking about getting a whole bunch to kill time making stuff in the blind.

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    1. It's fun to use paracord for little personal projects. I've been making bracelets from paracord for years, and rifle and shotgun slings...sure keeps your hands busy of an evening. Thanks, Bubba.

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  13. Really enjoy your blog.
    Your link is out of stock. But it's available here on Amazon.

    Mark

    http://www.amazon.com/Black-Parachute-Paracord-Military-Specification/dp/B002HJ1CK4/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1338702953&sr=8-7

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  14. Thanks, Mark. I knew, sooner or later, the link would be worthless. It was one of those, 'hit it now or lose,' kinda links. But thank you very much for the Amazon link. Have a great day and please don't be a stranger...

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