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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Dotgov

Yesterday I checked  Sitemeter for the first time in over three months. One hit stood out from the rest. A brief hello from the Justice Department. Nothing out of the norm. I get frequent visits from big brother, but this visit was unique.




The search words were - 'homemade shotguns.'  Their time onsite was less than two minutes.

Dear dot.gov, if you guys give me fair warning of future visits I shall do my very best to help you fellas out. I'll write an article in hopes you gain valuable advice on the construction of your very own homemade shotgun. I understand they're awful popular these days. As a throw away weapon, they're versatility during home raids
is priceless.

Just give me a yell.

Yours truly,
Stephen

23 comments:

  1. Love the label tag of black boots.

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    1. Thanks, K, just seemed like the right thing to do...and hey, if you've a mind to, reach over and click that little blue follower button...I need nice people around here.

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    2. Done, I figured you had to have a facebook account. I figured wrong.

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    3. Thank you, K, I'll post a proper welcome later this afternoon.

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  2. There you go poking the bull. haha

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    1. I vaguely remember that post. It didn't have any buzz words in it other than "homemade shotgun", a video and Stephen's warning that you're better off just buying a real one rather than risking hurting yourself or others.

      He had nothing about Sovereign Citizens, overthrowing the government, or how evil Eric Holder is. None of those buzzwords....

      He would never poke the bull like that.... would he? LoL

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    2. Now guys, you know good and well I'd never poke the bull...never. And, thanks to you both.

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  3. HA! Lets see you pop a turkey, or a duck on the fly with that thing.

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    1. Never work, but I bet it'd put a nice hole in a Democritter.`

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  4. Nice of you to help those poor government workers who can't afford to buy a quality shotgun.

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    1. Yeah, poor government workers...thanks, Sixbears.

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Beats me, Larry. Guess I'll find out soon...

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  6. Yep, it's not paranoia when they are really out to get you.

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    1. Ah, Abbe, they just wanted some sound advice....thanks, and nice to 'see' you again.

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  7. I wouldn't be concerned. After I was listed on the sidebar of a survival blog that apparently was under some watch I got a bunch of hits from a certain group who apparently had some concern.

    They didn't stay long. I waved at them as I passed down the hall. There's some bad folks out there, we're not one of them.

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    1. I'm not concerned, Sweet Lady...I thought it quite funny...the dotgov's hit my site on a very regular basis. I agree, we not the bad folks. Thank you very much.

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  8. They're probably looking for a way to replace their chainsaws.

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    1. Yeap, as they are so broke. Thanks, my friend.

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  9. teehee - dear sweet one - this is probably going to get you into some real hot water - a Canadian is commenting on your blog - bahahahahah!

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. Nah, I'm a big boy and can handle it...thanks, sweet girl.

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  10. DHS like my blog, a lot. Shrug. I figure they know something and want to know how to live away from the city. I have given them a shout out in the past, told them to feel free to ask questions.

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    1. They are a weird bunch, aren't they, Pretty Lady...perhaps they need help with their gardens. Thanks, Sweet Phelan...I've missed you around here.

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