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Monday, February 20, 2012

Urgent Morning Update

Evil has descended upon my home....my grandchild, Little Bit, love and light of my life, has been taken over by a demon using the name of Justin Bieber...one of the ugliest critters I've ever seen. He squeals in the background as I write.

She's only seven...today. Help me....

Here's a wanted poster of this creature.

If you spot this thing, shot on sight. It's dangerous. One thousand rounds of your choice for proof of capture.

Stephen
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  1. tea4too0February 20, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Make room for Justin, Pa Pa,
    Then Sam, Frank, George, Herman, these will be the ones to worry about, Pa Pa, lol.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:43 PM

      Shotguns and AR's cleaned locked and loaded....

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  2. CottonLadyFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:35 AM

    You scared me for a brief moment until I read further! LOL I'm afraid you will have to learn to tolerate the Bieber. It could be much, much worse. :)
    Enjoy that precious little girl today.
    Blessings!

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:45 PM

      We've enjoyed her today for sure...I whupped. I know it could be worse, not sure how at the moment, but you're correct...thank you, Nice Dear Lady.

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  3. eiaftinfoFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:39 AM

    LOL - the wheel turns sir! :) In my day my once-in-a-while babysitter had a thing for Deon - screamed, cried, wished for his babies while she watched him on Ed Sullivan. He had stolen her heart from her previous heart throb - Elvis. Stay strong sir - stay strong . . . . . As I keep telling my daughter as she watch her 2 (and soon to be 3 on April 9th) daughter grow: "Sweetheart, it'll be much better when they are 16, 13 and 9!! No - really - trust me!!"

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:46 PM

      Having raised a son, now 34, I understand. But this is my grandchild...it's personal...oh, I had a thing for Annette Funichello. Forgive my spelling of her name.

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  4. Warlock SundanceFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    Been dealing with the same frustration since my daughter was seven....she is ten now...ear plugs help a lot.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:47 PM

      I came close to taking the disk out for a wee bit of target practice. Thank the Lord she grew tired of it quickly...such a noise.

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  5. agirlandhergunFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:42 AM

    Lol, we are in the same situation, but you have not lived until you have the Beiber blasting in the background while 3 deaf kids try to sing along.

    Enjoy!

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:48 PM

      Ban it while you are still able...told my son to find the person that gave it as a gift...payback is hell. Thanks...

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  6. MudbugFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:50 AM

    That Justin has got to be the ugliest woman I have ever seen.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:49 PM

      No arguments from me. It is one ugly thing. Nice you 'see' you again, Mudbug.

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  7. Mrs. S.February 20, 2012 at 10:51 AM

    At least it isn't lady Gaga. On of my nephews listens to that creature.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:49 PM

      Amen, she'd freeze hell with a stare. Shudder...

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  8. RobFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    I will pray for you..lol Thank god my youngest is 13 closer to 14 and does not like the !@# $%^&*(. She likes 80's music and listens to Pandora.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:50 PM

      You're a lucky guy, my friend. Treat her well.

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  9. MattFebruary 20, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    The Apocalypse has arrived and your life as you once knew it is now over.

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    1. MattFebruary 20, 2012 at 11:15 AM

      Hey, was this fellow one of the four horsemen mentioned in the Book of Revelation?

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    2. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:51 PM

      Probably...he's sounds awful enough...thanks, Matt.

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  10. OdysseusFebruary 20, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    Good news Justin's 15 min of fame are at 14m55s; bad news the trend line on pre-teen heart-throb acts has been trending to more annoying.

    Growing up isn't a pretty process alas.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:51 PM

      Hope he spins out quickly...true on the growing up.

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  11. Jacked Up Glock MomFebruary 20, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    say it isnt so..... he is so anti-american..

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:52 PM

      He's an immature boy for sure...laughing all the way to the bank.

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  12. Mamma BearFebruary 20, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    With GS it is the Bieber's girlfriend Selena Gomez. He disturbed the audience by yelling out her name at the theater when he saw the Muppet Movie she was in. He now draws pictures of her. Thank goodness he doesn't have any of her music here or I would have to break out the ear plugs

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  13. russell1200February 20, 2012 at 12:09 PM

    My little one corrected my pronunciation of his name the other day. Since my little one is a little boy (age 8), he has much the same opinion of Mr. Bieber as you do - but he was very aware of who he is.

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:53 PM

      I'm sure of it. Smart child you have there...

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  14. Walter ZoomieFebruary 20, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    This'll make you feel much better and make your heart soar with the eagles.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpkQbnn5p7M

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    We are the Bieber, life as you know it is over, you will be assimilated to love us, resistance is futile...

    Just be thankful its Bieber, and not what we listened to as kids, or our kids listened to. KISS, Styx, Queen, Marilyn Mansion, Eminem..... Or would you rather that be filling her head/vocabulary?

    You can borrow some of my earplugs though :p

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:57 PM

      I kinda like what I listened to as a kid...birds, thunderstorms, my grandfather's coon hounds, geese and ducks, and gunshots...sounds of life pushed by Autumn winds.

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  16. DeniseFebruary 20, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    She'll grow out of him just you wait and see. Unfortunately the next heartthrob will probably be worse LOL ;)

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  17. HerbalpaganFebruary 20, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    My husband sends his sympathy and says to enjoy the 7 years you already had.
    For me it was my grandson...I lost him to some skateboarder with a carrot top. Really sucks! My Daddy said his downfall was when they caught me singing Hard Days Night with the Beatles. I think they actually wrote to Ed Sullivan. (LOL)

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:58 PM

      Bless you...and tell your husband his sympathy is welcome...feeling sorry for myself.

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  18. kymberFebruary 20, 2012 at 4:33 PM

    ugh. and to think that he is Canadian?!?!?! ick. i hate that little fe-male! poor dear Stephen!

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. StephenFebruary 20, 2012 at 5:00 PM

      Oh, my Lord. He's Canadian....sorry. And, a butt bumper...that explains a lot...thanks, kymber.

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  19. spotted faceFebruary 20, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    I still thank God my girls are too old to take an interest in this... this...thing.

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    1. StephenFebruary 21, 2012 at 10:34 AM

      I hope she outgrows his silliness...thanks, Casey.

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  20. Flier389February 20, 2012 at 5:57 PM

    You could always play some of the things that you and sweet wife like. Just turn up the volume a bit more. Or really get her by dancing to some of your favorite music. LOL!

    Hopefully it won't last to long, and she will move on to something else. If not..... Invest in lots of ear plugs. Or get her some ear phones to listen to "IT".

    I've heard that he was the deformed off spring of a "Big Foot" couple. And was sent here to the states.

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    1. StephenFebruary 21, 2012 at 10:34 AM

      Ah, that explains his problem...she took the cd home...let her father suffer now.

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  21. Dean CarderFebruary 20, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    My ears bleed for you! I couldn't imagine the heshe screeching in my house. Stay strong my friend!

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  22. Swamp DogFebruary 20, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    He is a plague on society! Pray when the Zombies come he will be the first to go, I'll even slather some bar-B-Que sause on the beibs before they eat him. (then I'll shoot the Zombies, but not until they finish him off!)

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2012 at 8:37 PM

    Just go shotting while she plays his music.you won't be able to hear him over the shots.or you could vive him the real kiss of death by telling her you think he's cool.

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  24. 45erFebruary 20, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    I can only imagine. While I share your absolute and utter hatred for him, I was softened on him just a bit by his recent visit to a little 6-year-old girl with cancer. I guess Little Bit could have worse role models, right? :)

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  25. DaniFebruary 21, 2012 at 1:25 AM

    Between Sweet Wife's Idols and Little Bit's Justin Bieber you're not winning at the moment LOL

    BTW, does Litle Bit have her own player (with headphones) so that she can listen to her music at home without upsetting her dad and stepmom? Of course, that won't obliterate her singing along...

    Hope she had a perfect day :)

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    1. StephenFebruary 21, 2012 at 10:37 AM

      Thanks, she left for home last evening while laughing...she was still happy this morning when I drove her to school.

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  26. kingturkeyoakFebruary 25, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    Tell her you like him, she will stop. If it helps, I thought he had cute voice, but then when I saw him. . .honey, he is not all that to be getting excited about. Papa, she will outgrow this! Hee hee

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  27. StephenFebruary 25, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    Tried it. Didn't work. Now she just skips songs on the CD she knows I hate...sneaky little booger. Thanks.

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