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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Bear Bit

Way back when my father had a saying for those recently fallen ill....'he (or she) has been bear bit.' Well, the sucker took a large chunk out of my hide. I am able to move around a little today; hard to stay awake, but for now I'm still alive. I have a mild case of pneumonia.

It hurts to breathe. Just wanted to say hello and I haven't forgotten you. Sorry for the lack of posts.

Never fear, Little Bit is on my case. She just came in with her little plastic doll 'needle' and gave me a shot. She's out of school for the holidays.

I have another doctor's appointment Monday. Perhaps he'll give me another miracle drug and I'll rejoin the land of the living. Please excuse me while I return to my bed sheets.

God bless each of you.


Stephen

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Sign Information

For my friend, Odysseus.

www.compliancesigns.com



As promised.

Stephen

Bits & Pieces

Try this; pick any person over the age of forty, then casually spark a conversation. Somewhere within the talk say, "Hey, hasn't this year really gone by fast..." Wait a second or two. As a matter of fact mentally tick off the seconds.

I bet you a dollar to a donut the person will reply, wait for it, "Yes, and the older you get the faster time flies."

Never fails. I pull this off several times a day. Last count my very none scientific research revealed nine out of ten hoople-heads responded as above. It's just fun.

My son asked me why time seemed to move so very fast in ones life the older we become. Now, this is just my theory but I believe as young people, children, we are always anticipating, waiting for tomorrow. Ask any child how they feel about marking off the calendar for Christmas. This morning Little Bit said, "Papa, it's like a million gazillion years until Christmas." Children and young people wait; time moves at a snail's pace.

Now we're old. We have set routines; we rise at the same time each morning. We move through the same morning chores. We drive the same old weary route to work. We leave for home and spend the evenings much as we've done for the last twenty to sixty years.

We reflect. We think of our now long faded youth. If we indeed look forward it's to plan for our deaths.

Time flies....


Just finished writing checks for my mid-mouth bills.

Why not just take a six-penny nail and have it slammed up my rear end with a sledge hammer....it's just about as much fun.


Little Bit loves the market. We favor a local Publix here in River City. My grocery bills are atrocious. Anyhow, Little Bit has become quite adept at helping Papa shop for food.

She will not allow me, unless she needs to 'look' at some favored candy on isle eight, to touch the basket. She knows the store from top to bottom. Want sea salt, she'll take you to the salt's hiding place. Need chips, no problem, she'll say, "Just follow me, Papa."

Yesterday, I jerked a bag and began to fill it with fresh green beans. Little Bit steps in and said, "Papa, I don't like that one," reached inside the bag and removed the victim, "It's ugly."  Like that.


 Above, she directs me to her selections. Notice she grips the cart.


Her 'follow me' look thrown my way.


Yesterday, she selects the milk.


She's thinking...notice the shopping bags, those 'green' things. We had to buy two 'holiday' totes too. She said they were pretty.

She's my buddy.

Hey, I need to get back at it. My sinuses are giving me fits today. Little sleep last night and a sore throat today. Oh well, such is life. You guys have a good one.

Later.

Stephen

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I Promise

I will try and write in the morning. I'm just so slammed at work; 'tis the season you know, and my time is limited. I had to close for a couple of hours this afternoon when my DIL called and asked if I could run pick up my Little Bit from school. She has a bad habit of catching me at the most awkward times. I'm sure she isn't aware how much money it costs me when I shut down my business. At least I had some extra quality time with my grandchild.

I'll be back.

Stephen

New Sign, Part Two

Since my good friend, Duke got his panties in a bunch and confused about my intent, I've changed my mind and instead ordered this sign. Guess it's his time of the month.

This should clear any confusion.

Now, please allow me to get back to work.

Thanks.

Stephen

New Sign

I just ordered for my shop....

Sometimes I can't help myself. I just love to tick off the liberals.

Stephen

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A Challenge

Watch this movie, if you haven't as yet.


Now, let's play a game. The two main characters are brothers. Chose the one with which you most relate, the actor that would most closely resemble you in an apocalyptic situation. Either the older or the younger.

Take your time. Let's see if you're truly a survivor. Then, let me know.

Stephen