Sweet Wife has it on as I write. My ears hurt.
To me.
I can't escape it. Surely God has decided I need punishment for past sins.
Stephen
Autumn
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Are You Aware
That disgusting show known as American Idol is back on the boob tube? Well, trust me, I do.
Sweet Wife has it on as I write. My ears hurt.
Now get this: I complained. Asked her to please lower the volume on the screen. She said, are you ready for this....leave the room.
To me.
I can't escape it. Surely God has decided I need punishment for past sins.
Stephen
Sweet Wife has it on as I write. My ears hurt.
To me.
I can't escape it. Surely God has decided I need punishment for past sins.
Stephen
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Lol!
ReplyDeleteOh, sure, Kelly...it's funny if you're not subjected to the terror...thanks, sweet lady.
DeleteYou and me both, brother.
ReplyDeleteIf I drank, I'd be drunk...
DeleteSince I'm half deaf, I don't watch it... :-)
ReplyDeleteI understand. Cotton in the ears doesn't work.
DeleteYou obviously were a democritter in a former life....
ReplyDeleteOh, the horror.
DeleteStephen, I feel your pain. The females in my household (3 of them; only 1 of me) watched that show (shudder) until a couple of years ago when it dawned on them what a farce it had become.
ReplyDeleteNow they watch cooking shows instead. At least the chefs don't sing.
I can deal with the food network...the yodels of the untalented, not so much. Thanks, my friend.
DeleteAhh, Stephen - you should have cleaned out that foot stool...
ReplyDeletePhyllis (N/W Jersey)
Yes indeed. She's punishing me. Thanks, Sweet Phyllis.
Deleteoh geez!. I use to like it when Simon and Paula were on it..not now though, can't deal with it anymore.
ReplyDeleteI could not deal with it then...hate, using the word, hate here...that show.
DeleteHa ha ha ha. Go in the garage and find the ammo you havent found yet in your stash. It will clear you mind and heal you.
ReplyDeleteI just read. But you have a good idea. Thanks, Bubba.
DeleteSlip outside, or wherever it is, and throw the breaker.
ReplyDeleteYell "Get my guns! ALL OF THEM!" and she'll forget all about those idiotic and phosphorescent colored judges.
When she recovered from the shock she'd probably shoot me....thanks, Joy.
DeleteStephen,
ReplyDeleteWe just picked up Uverse a week ago (didn't have any cable, just an antenna before)and while flipping through channels, I came across this program. Do you have some ear plugs? Place them in your ears, and continue doing what you do best, load some ammunition, work on your camping equipment or better yet.....pull the house breaker as Lotta Joy stated.
Didn't think of the earplugs...next time. Thanks, Dear Sandy.
DeleteCut the cable cord and tell her to fix it herself.
ReplyDeleteShe'd beat me down like a dog....thanks, my friend.
DeleteSee a real man would go over there and unplug the TV
ReplyDeleteNext time I speak to Mrs. Duke I'll ask her opinion....real men adjust to their loved one's quirks. Thanks, Bubba.
DeleteI'm not sure which collection of voices are more off-pitch and ear-grating; contestants on said show or one group of night-shift dispatchers at work...
ReplyDeleteeither way, all I want to do is turn the volume down.
I truly believe its one of the worst shows on network television...thanks, my friend.
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