The weather here is awful, bright and sunny, warm...I just hate this kind of weather. Our forecast held some good news - rain tomorrow. It's about time.
On the ride to school this morning, Little Bit had a deck of Uno cards. She said she'd had to 'sneak' them out of her dad's house. When she removed the cards from her pack I asked, "Why?"
She put a shy smile on her face and replied, "So we can play cards on our ride, Papa."
"Oh, well that's nice, Sweetheart, but Papa must drive and stay alert."
She laughed. Then, "It's okay, Papa. I'll play your hand for you."
A few minutes later, "Papa, you lose, I won."
So I repeated her last back, "I lost, really?"
"Yes, Papa."
"Did you cheat?"
"Papa, I'd never cheat, but I kinda knew you'd lose before I dealt the cards."
She is a sneaky little booger....
Stephen
Women seem to know how to arrange the odds in their favor.
ReplyDeleteStory of my life...thanks, Bubba.
DeleteKinda reminds me of 'welfare poker'
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it though...thanks, my friend.
Deleteteeheehee...she is just too much! here's hoping she sticks with Uno and doesn't have you playing poker for money. i'm pretty sure that if she is playing your hand for you that you will be out some moola!
ReplyDeleteyour friend,
kymber
She seems to take to math, and I'd never play poker with her, she'd skin me alive...thanks, Sweet Lady.
DeleteSo awesome. I love that you're cataloging these quotes.
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