The word is, expect wet. The late winter and now spring rain has so soaked the ground even frogs pack snorkels. Overcast, warm but green, our world. To drive and smell the freshness of spring is rejuvenating. Through the city traffic, a left on the expressway and then west on another and forty-five minutes later to northwards trek and the farm road is right there...lined with sycamores and brush. Then the gate is behind and I park, nose to nose with the horse.
Outside the truck I stretched and glanced around. Duke had backed his truck close to the front door of the Boar's Nest. Her husband, by use of four wheel drive, parked around back close to the range. Rebel too, since he rides a Rubicon. I played it safe and kept my rig close to Buster, the farm horse and only current full time resident. He bites, and has been known to fight coyotes, so I was certain he'd protect my truck parked as it was on the high and dry.
The land slops towards the river. As is its seasonal nature, the tannin stained water hugs and holds close the farm, and will if given the chance, claim its ownership of the lower pasture. Barbed wire fences offer little restriction. Luck was with us last weekend and the river blessed us and held close within the tree line. I unloaded my gear.
Inside the bunkhouse voices from the deck were subdued. I remember light laughter and one of my brothers (blood) stood near the old cast iron sink and we exchanged hand shakes and light sibling banter. He's several years my junior and understands his place. Within minutes of my arrival I slipped away and walked the range and stopped and put match to tender and soon a bonfire roared. Large fires and rednecks are kin.
With four members present we had our quorum and gathered at the range shed. Then, I remember the sharp scent of gunpowder. Range bags opened and unattended, brass gathered from the leaves as the bonfire roared and popped after Duke casually scattered several hundred rounds of old twenty-two in the fire. (Try this trick at a party and watch the flock scatter.)
Rebel's Ruger |
Duke broke out his sweet old .357 Marlin, a rifle of a certain age...and I remember how it thumped. He feed her .38 Special rounds and it was nice to see the iron swinger jerk and dance as he fired. I remember how he was so very careful to track his brass, as was Senior when he put his new baby thru her paces. I remember the same careful control of brass when Rebel fed his Winchester the now expensive old, but tried and true, thirty-thirty rounds.
I remember someone, maybe me, commented how some day soon spent brass maybe as precious as gold. All agreed with grunts and sighs. The line went cold and boots scraped the leaves aside in search of brass as the warm wind tickled our faces.
I eased back to photograph the unattended range bags and dug into their depths in search of rare pieces of history. Duke had a nice little nickled H&R nine shot twenty-two. It reminded me so much of my old model 999 packed in my youth.
I remember the solid fire of an old soldier, a newly acquired SKS Duke found at the last gunshow, the soft sputter of recoil from my Sub-2000 as it threw nine millimeter towards the tree line. It felt so darn good.
Senior's Advance |
Good 'Ole Twenty-Two's |
Duke's unattended range bag of goodies |
Each, two inches thick |
As we sat and waited and listened to the coyotes sing and the peepers squeal and as the meat seared we prepped the table. Duke was certain he'd noticed muscle movement in one of the steaks so rose and put the poor slab of beef out of its misery with a well placed round of thirty-eight special. Duke is deadly at point blank range.
His beans cut the flavor of the gun powder.
Like the cultured men we are we sat a proper table.
Our menu; T-bone with Duke's cast iron beans and baked potatoes slowly cooked in the fire and of course, bread and butter.
Duke's Cast Iron Beans |
And then...loosen the belt.
After dinner we gathered on the deck and waited for darkness. Rifles were placed close at hand, flashlights ready. Coffee set to brew. We talked. I remember Rebel as he stood on the edge of the deck and watched the bonfire slowly glow and I remember the way his handlebar mustache, gray and droopy, moved with the wind and the slow and thoughtful way Duke has when he speaks of any subject. Senior as he fiddled with his cell phone.
We waited for the coyotes until at last I asked Senior to Google us a YouTube video of their song. He hit play and I remember how instantly the coyotes yelled their response - a searing and haunting call of pure wild excitement. The night dogs were hungry too. Rebel rose and hit the tree line with his light and said, "I see 'em." He and I moved off the deck and I cross-haired one set of eyes and fired a quick three round burst of twenty-two from my M&P. The critters laughed.
Rebel and the bonfire |
Duke got stuck. Rebel came to the rescue.
Then both Rebel and Duke were stuck. This mud is as slick as goose poop.
Duke digs. Rebel watches. I stood by to supervise.
Soon I was home to Sweet Wife and a nice long hot shower. The rain soothed my sleep.
Take care.
Stephen
Sounds very much like an old fashioned Southern Deer Camp. I can remember going out to my Uncle's deer camp in Northern Florida. Isolated, rough living conditions but peaceful. You could associate with people you had much in common with in a relaxed environment. I think those are pretty much a thing of the past today.
ReplyDeleteWe certainly have the deer, Harry. Two came out just before or after dinner...can't remember. We don't shoot 'em. Some do but we leave them for the future.
DeleteNice, sounds like a fun time. Ya know I have seen video of rounds exploding in fire and all where they show it is basically harmless but my cousin got a .308 casing half stuck in her belly when we were little kids and the neighbors were burning off a brush pile. It didn't go all the way in but got stuck there and they rushed her to the hospital. Prolly just a fluke of some kind.
ReplyDeleteNice looking place you got there. Man I hate ruts though when I get em around here they just annoy the hell outta me for some reason.
Yes, it happens with the casings. Senior I believe was pinged with a tiny piece and cried all afternoon. Most think the 'bullet' will get 'em, they are of course wrong. No pressure. Loads of fun though. Especially if you have a large female presence in camp.
DeleteNope, rebel was the culprit.
DeleteMakes sense...he's funny that way.
DeleteI feel like I was there the whole time. You do have a way of spinning a good tale. But those steaks........enough said.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rob. The steaks were excellent.
DeleteDang, that takes me back to so many camping trips in the Ozark woods, among other places. Deer camp, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you had a good time.
It was fun. I give you plenty of warning before the next outing....get ready.
DeleteDarn you. Now I miss the old hunting camp more than ever. I used to dream about that place. Lots of good memories.
ReplyDeleteRestore those memories, Bubba. It's fun. Thanks, and have fun down there.
DeleteSitting here in northwest Ohio . . . a great white ocean of white surrounds us . . I'm looking at that goose poop mud and green stuff thinking . ."Ohhhh . . . grass . . . mud . . . beeeauutiiffull . . .;)
ReplyDeleteUnless your truck is knee deep in the stuff. My friend drives a huge Dodge diesel engined behemoth of a truck and insist on driving into slick places. He likes shovels.
Delete"He likes shovels . ." And, I'll bet, good friends who are willing and able to help him use them :) That's very impressive mud.
DeleteImpressive mud indeed. It was left as a deposit by a great flood about three years ago and destroyed a few lives along the way. Thanks, Cathy.
DeleteYou know, these are the times that will live in our memories; good food, good company, and good conversation, doesnt get any better. It is nice to get away once and a while to have some fun. Need to plan another before it gets hot again. Glad I didn't have to hook up to Rebel and Duke to get them out.
ReplyDeleteOne day, Bubba, you'll be able to tell tall tales to your grandchildren about our nights on the river. They will not believe you were free enough to actually fire real firearms. Yep, maybe April or May...we'll see.
DeleteGosh I got a great idea: the women get to go off for a girls weekend.
DeleteHa, ha, ha, ha, tee he, oh Lord that's funny....bahahahahahaha. My side hurts....whew...that, I'd like to see.
DeleteSeriously, why not. Tents only...no one uses my cot. No one. Don't want no girly cooties on my air mattress.
How long will free men (and women) be able to gather like this. How long will we be free?
ReplyDeleteIn truth, my dear friend, at this pace...not long. It'll be a bigger fight than they (the hoods in the government) realize. I will not go quietly into the dark.
DeleteStephen.
ReplyDeleteYou're killing me.
Every time you write about a weekend out at the camp it breaks my heart.
You are a lucky man
Sorry, my brother. I am lucky. Sometimes I must remember this simple fact. Life is too darn short not to enjoy the finer things in life, like a fine campfire, a tried and true rifle, fireflies and a fresh country breeze. You know where to find us....
DeleteWe will have to make a coyote hunting trip soon.
ReplyDeleteIt will happen. There is a new rifle light in my future. Just need to decide on the one I want.
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