Today I have an escape plan in mind. I'm sure I'll tick off a few people, my doctor, nurse, and Sweet Wife, but I've had it with house arrest. The day nurse just left, so the rest of my day is free. My poor truck has been ignored long enough and I hear her pleas; come drive me. I shall.
I need to run by my shop and check on the stack of mail I'm sure is waste deep by now. I want to write and post a notice for my customers, if I've any left to read it, and perhaps gather a few files for that awful time when I begin my tax preparations.
I'd also like to sneak over to our local Publix and find a nice chunk of beef. I have a hankering for fajitas. All that beautiful salsa I made is a perfect addition for fajitas...
At least this is my plan. My condition might change my mind once I'm behind the wheel. I'll take it easy. What's that old saying, 'the best laid plans.'
I miss my Little Bit. Haven't seen her since last Friday, or was it Saturday. My days are a blur. Hopefully I can convince my son to allow her to spend this Friday night with us. I miss her something awful. Sweet Wife has taken my duties and drives her to school each morning. I'm jealous.
Rain is in the forecast. Should make for a great nap period when I return from my adventures into the real world. Keep your fingers crossed for me.
Stephen
Keep the seat belt tight around your gut, you don't want it all falling out when you slam on brakes.
ReplyDeleteI did, it didn't work...
DeleteOh, a Bad Boy indeed! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd, he smiled....thanks, Dani.
DeleteYou got to do what you have to do!
ReplyDeleteStephen,
ReplyDeleteYou are pushing it way too far, too soon.
It would not be a good idea to leave by yourself and drive unless you have someone else driving!
You also should not be going into the grocery store or public places yet, due to your "bug".
Please get a friend to go run these errands for you.
and, just practice patience.
Read Proverbs today.
YGA
I know...sorry. I did read Proverbs...didn't help. Well, some. Thanks, sweet angel.
DeleteI understand the need, but you should listen to the Docs.
ReplyDeleteStay home and do some dry fire practice.
Dry fire, sucks. I like the sound lead makes on solid flesh...
Deleteugh. Stephen. you know exactly what i want to say. but i am a lady and don't use that kind of language. if you do anything to further hurt yourself, i swear i will come down there and kick your a$$! i understand that you are bored silly and want to check on the shop...but i swear if you do anymore damage to yourself.....arghghghgh!
ReplyDeleteyour friend,
kymber
Bring it on, Baby, bring it on. Should be fun.
DeleteI understand the urge to get out, but maybe just walk around the back yard..? Don't push it; you're too valuable to Sweet Wife & Little Bit to take chances now.
ReplyDeleteI know. My judgement isn't all that good of late. Thanks, my friend.
Deletedon't do it...If you push things too soon you will end up back in the hospital...If I knew sweet wife's number, I would tell on you! 8)
ReplyDeleteOops, too late. She chewed me a good one...
DeleteYou should get Duke to come spring you. Let him drive and if you get caught blame it on him
ReplyDeleteI will. He said he'd be by here this week.
DeleteBe safe in your travels, Stephen.
ReplyDeleteI will sweet lady, thanks. You too, you seem to be working awful hard.
DeleteDamn them all I say. Let them know you will not be imprisoned like an old bear at the zoo. Have someone take a picture of you standing in front of a strip club while you hold up todays paper just for fun and show it to all of them.
ReplyDeleteI am keeping my fingers crossed for you.
Don't tell on me....
DeleteOh ya and then post tomorrow that you hurt yourself and dare that Canadian vixen in the bunny ears to come down and do something about it.
ReplyDeleteNever let an opportunity like that pass you by I say.
PioneerP - don't make me have to come down there and kick your a$$ in too! i mean it! you were on my good list for a while. not anymore!
DeleteShe has been dared...she just might kick my butt too. I'm kinda weak.
DeleteBAhahahahahahahahaha
DeleteHope you had fun getting out, and avoided any potholes and idiots in traffic! Do take care of yourself after the exciting adventures - boredom is better than hospital.
ReplyDeleteIt was fun, in a sore sorta way. Thanks, my friend.
DeleteGet you some puzzles, for you and Little Bit when she comes over. Get Duke to do all the driving, he likes that. You have lost a lot of weight right? You are weak yet. . .If you have to go do a couple little tree rats, and if you can skin them out. . .Well. . . Hell no!!! Do you know how valuable you are to Sweet Wife & Little Bit. After what these two little ladies have been through, I don't think you want to make them mad. They will kick your but!! Did Doc say you can drive now? If not ask first. I have done the same very thing you are wanting to do, it is not worth the setback. We all want you to get better, not go backwards! Sorry to give you a rough time. .But, as you get to feeling better reward yourself when someone is around to pick you up!<3 Don't get put on restriction, a certain little girl will get you. . .In My Prayers. .
ReplyDeleteOh, for pete's sake...not you too. I won't do it again....chuckle. Thanks, Sweet Girl.
DeleteI sure hope you made it back ok!
ReplyDeleteI did. I walked kinda funny and slow, but I made it back. Thanks, Kellie.
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