Saturday, February 1, 2014

Dragon's Breath

It's prep time.

A gathering of Florida's finest.

Time to wash and dice, chop and mix.

Base preparation.

Silly me...I came close to writing out my forty year old recipe for my World Famous Irish Kickass Salsa. 

Nope, you can't have any...besides, one bite and you'd have breath strong enough to slay dragons.

Sweet Wife dipped her finger in the bowl, took a taste, and fainted.

See, I've done you a favor.

Stephen
 




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16 comments:

  1. MermaidFebruary 1, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    looks good except for the vinegar. needs citrus! Makes me want to make some for us. But, I'd have to get up and go to the store because I know I'm without cilantro. And citrus :)

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    1. StephenFebruary 1, 2014 at 6:25 PM

      My dear sweet friend Mermaid....don't you dare put citrus in my salsa...no way, now how - nada. You'll mess it up bad. Come to think about it I should require women to hold a license to eat my World Famous Irish Kickass Salsa. Insert silly smiley face here....thanks, my sweet friend.

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    2. kymberFebruary 1, 2014 at 8:22 PM

      i'm with mermaid, dear sweet one! you need a ton of fresh squeezed lime juice in that salsa!!! and where are the 1,400 garlic cloves????

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    3. StephenFebruary 2, 2014 at 3:39 PM

      Nope, nada.....quit it. Sheessshhhh

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  2. Rev. PaulFebruary 1, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    Sounds good to me! I like it when it's strong enough to make my eyelids sweat. :)

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    1. StephenFebruary 1, 2014 at 6:27 PM

      After Sweet Wife's finger dip taste and faint I had to stick her into the shower. She seems to be coming around...which is good as she's supposed to attend some kinda church function this evening. Women....

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  3. RobFebruary 1, 2014 at 6:30 PM

    Bravo...please pass a napkin for drool clean up.

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  4. Harry FlashmanFebruary 1, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    I could eat that! I ate a Habanero once. That's why I can't talk anymore. ;-)

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  5. kymberFebruary 1, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    dear sweet one - you need like 15 limes squeezed into that salsa and about 1,400 cloves of garlic...which i am sure you just forgot to take a pic of. when i feed people my salsa....if they ain't crying and blowing their noses after 35 seconds...i call that an epic fail! Sweet Wife fainting is a good sign of a good salsa tho - bahahahahha! much love to you and all of yours....i need to send you a jar of kymberz crazy hot sauce. i make it from the variety of sweet and hot peppers that i made this year. jambaloney fills the atv up with it and then plows the driveway. oh ya baby - it's THAT good!

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. StephenFebruary 1, 2014 at 9:57 PM

      Negative, kymber. You need the acid, not the limes. Sheesh....women.
      I will try the kymberz crazy hot sauce...might make a nice aperitif.

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  6. BorepatchFebruary 1, 2014 at 9:06 PM

    I was wondering what the deal was until I saw all the Evil lined up in parade formation on the left hand side of the first picture. Yowza.

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    1. StephenFebruary 1, 2014 at 9:58 PM

      Bubba, this stuff is fine. Its aged for over twelve hours....tickles when you tinkle. You'd love it.

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  7. Sandy LivesayFebruary 1, 2014 at 9:27 PM

    Stephen,

    Making really hot salsa, is swear you must be from Texas!!!
    All the Texans make good hot salsa.
    I bet your salsa is to die for.

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    1. StephenFebruary 1, 2014 at 10:00 PM

      I like Texas, cute little state. Peed on a tree there once. Them 'ole boys can't even make a decent chili....

      But, they sure has some fine looking ladies.

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