Thursday, January 30, 2014

I'm Ninja

Here it is zero dark thirty and I'm at the shop. We have a cold rain and the temp set just a tenth above freeze your butt off. Don't you just hate it when a severe headache jerks you from deep sleep....yep, me too.

As a result she just phoned. "Where are you and by the way you've forgotten your gun." Explained I was fine and the black handgun on my bed table wasn't my carry piece. "Oh, why are you at work?"

Explained that too.

You see, I have the ability to slid from bed, shower, dress, and drive away without ruffling a single hair on her head. It's a unique gift.

I'm ninja that way.

We'll chat later.

Stephen
 
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12 comments:

  1. ProudHillbillyJanuary 30, 2014 at 8:59 AM

    I don't get headaches often, but the sinus ones seem to insist on waking me up and ensuring that sleep is done.

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    1. StephenJanuary 30, 2014 at 12:31 PM

      Once I wake it's all over but for the crying....my headaches can last for days on end.

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  2. PioneerPreppyJanuary 30, 2014 at 9:52 AM

    Ya waking up with a headache is the worst.

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  3. Rev. PaulJanuary 30, 2014 at 9:52 AM

    I'm frequently awake at 3:18 am; don't know why, but it happens at least 4 times a week. I'd go to work early too, except the tenants have this idea that the property manager should be available in the afternoon as well. Makes for a long day.

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    1. StephenJanuary 30, 2014 at 12:32 PM

      Oh yes indeed...long, long day. I opened before daylight. Customer walked in twenty minutes later. Said he spotted my lights.

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  4. MattJanuary 30, 2014 at 9:54 AM

    I too am capable of great feats when I am expecting those hot donuts you've been going on about since yesterday on Duke's blog.....

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    1. StephenJanuary 30, 2014 at 12:33 PM

      Worst part of it was I had to stop on the way and spend my own money on the donuts....now he'll walk in and want a bite. Clever, isn't he.

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  5. RobJanuary 30, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    Ninja's are the best friends to have. I can do so much around the house by small night lite, while everyone else turns on the bright lights. Stay safe. Awoke this am to 4" of snow, now the cold will come back.....

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  6. Sandy LivesayJanuary 30, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    Stephen,

    If you have your heat on, maybe a cool air humidifier in your bedroom will help with your headaches. Just a thought!

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  7. Lincoln MadisonJanuary 31, 2014 at 1:30 AM

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