tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post1665080200846956291..comments2024-01-21T03:30:35.366-05:00Comments on Standing Outside Looking In: Trapped In PurgatoryStephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-28176846124763733062011-12-06T09:52:15.575-05:002011-12-06T09:52:15.575-05:00ProudHillbilly, there are limits and certain lines...ProudHillbilly, there are limits and certain lines I just will not cross....<br /><br />Duke, I think it'd work. Let's give it a try. I want first shot.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-67112431428503896262011-12-05T15:02:40.420-05:002011-12-05T15:02:40.420-05:00Maybe we could take turns laying down inside a par...Maybe we could take turns laying down inside a parking garage with a $20 bill hanging out of our pockets while the other one hides close by.....could be fun.Dukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04775363118892957212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-13501038405757072912011-12-05T13:42:49.184-05:002011-12-05T13:42:49.184-05:00Did she make you hold her purse?Did she make you hold her purse?ProudHillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14305205710265854978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-47826560286375256292011-12-04T11:42:41.869-05:002011-12-04T11:42:41.869-05:00Borepatch, shut down this computer, picked up my p...Borepatch, shut down this computer, picked up my phone and noticed I'd missed your comment...shucks, sorry. <br /><br />Not a bad idea on the boots...except, she's mean to me and won't buy me any...then again I comfortable in my everyday old worn out boots. <br /><br />Thanks.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-64405477137722965612011-12-04T11:13:14.800-05:002011-12-04T11:13:14.800-05:0045er, that's a fact. And, no one comes out to ...45er, that's a fact. And, no one comes out to play, wasted day.<br /><br />HH, true. I too can visit a bookstore or gear joint all day.<br /><br />Swamp Dod, I suppose so, even though I present such a handsome persona to the crowd...I even brushed my teeth, wore my best combat boots (really) and wiped my carry piece clean as a babies butt. (BTW, like the Christmas tunes)<br /><br />Matt, we are a barrel of laughs when we're out and about together. We can clear a path in a mall.<br /><br />Odysseus, you are lucky...I tried to get Sweet Wife to lie down and scream, "I've fallen and cannot get up." Didn't work...damn it.<br /><br />Rob, really, we're a couple of nice guys just out for fun...really. Single targets are five points each...double taps, ten.<br /><br />bluesun, some guys have all the luck.<br /><br />kitchen witch, me, funny? Nah, kinda dry witted perhaps...but thanks. You're a sweet lady. <br /><br />kingturkeyoak, thank you. I will always cover my wife..always. The Ugg's are ugly, by the way, but for some reason she loves 'em.<br /><br />Lamb, truth be known, Sweet Wife is much the same. She loves thrift shops and such but at this time of year she will hit the malls and other places in search of the perfect gift. <br /><br />To all: thank you very much for the kind comments.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-30744898783104087222011-12-04T09:21:56.490-05:002011-12-04T09:21:56.490-05:00I HATE malls with a passion. Haven't been in o...I HATE malls with a passion. Haven't been in one in 7 or 8 years. In fact, I am one of those weird women that doesn't like shopping that much. My only fun shopping is going to the grocery store or thrift shop. The grocery store is fun for me as I try to see how cheaply I can get out of there! Thrift store is fun as I am always able to find some upscale items at low scale prices!<br />Most of my Christmas/birthday/present shopping is done online. <br />Going into a mall is like descending into Hell for me...Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04083153173061255844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-894084126768745992011-12-04T07:08:31.934-05:002011-12-04T07:08:31.934-05:00Glad you are a good man to bodyguard your wife! T...Glad you are a good man to bodyguard your wife! There are so many places that are just dangerous for women, we do get easily distracted while shopping! I won't go by myself unless I have to. Glad you got the UGGS, she will enjoy them!! Be safe, and watch out for the Boogers!kingturkeyoakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02332702906050543615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-55617626776753555932011-12-04T00:56:38.827-05:002011-12-04T00:56:38.827-05:00"No boogers," you crack me up...sad that..."No boogers," you crack me up...sad that a woman can't just go out and do some decent shopping these days without protection.A Kitchen Witchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00499677202757746756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-8465024234631562532011-12-03T23:00:26.245-05:002011-12-03T23:00:26.245-05:00If she were nice to you, she'd buy some nice h...If she were nice to you, she'd buy some nice high heel boots for herself. Err, for you.<br /><br />You know what I mean. ;-)Borepatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05029434172945099693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-36517880729306642182011-12-03T22:51:59.876-05:002011-12-03T22:51:59.876-05:00I hear you. At least my mall trip this afternoon ...I hear you. At least my mall trip this afternoon had a stop at the Cabela's.bluesunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11995973825892791271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-29686211907052250072011-12-03T22:47:20.629-05:002011-12-03T22:47:20.629-05:00You and Duke together, fun maybe for you two, but ...You and Duke together, fun maybe for you two, but others??? (evil grin and laugh) I feel for you having to go with the Mrs.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16800149852939042454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-45858387300279738252011-12-03T22:37:08.320-05:002011-12-03T22:37:08.320-05:00Sweet wife would probably object if you suggested ...Sweet wife would probably object if you suggested letting her get "a bit" ahead of you in the parking lot to make things more entertaining(try to avoid words like bait or stalking horse).<br /><br />As HH's comment shows I'm lucky in this department, though given her shoe size any time she does have to buy shoes it's like being next to a little cauldron of pure rage.Odysseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16710666926746925370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-54501419336096142032011-12-03T22:23:49.948-05:002011-12-03T22:23:49.948-05:00Heh, I feel sorry for the "fun" you and...Heh, I feel sorry for the "fun" you and Duke might scare up.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12967355941603195101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-53244309747770270992011-12-03T22:18:10.119-05:002011-12-03T22:18:10.119-05:00You know thug punks only go after the weak and unp...You know thug punks only go after the weak and unprepared. You probably look like you might be trouble, so they just go look for easier pickings.Swamp Dodhttp://doublebhomestead.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-19041131905508814902011-12-03T22:17:18.189-05:002011-12-03T22:17:18.189-05:00I HATE shopping. HATE it with a bloody purple pas...I HATE shopping. HATE it with a bloody purple passion.<br /><br />(Unless it's for books. Or guns. Then I'll spend as much time as the kids will let me.)<br /><br />I flat refuse to step foot in our local mall. They've got "target rich environment" signs posted.Heroditus Huxleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11049569750742829144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-14500317929955037062011-12-03T20:42:48.590-05:002011-12-03T20:42:48.590-05:00Yep, no rest for the wicked. Nothing like getting...Yep, no rest for the wicked. Nothing like getting all "dressed up" with no place to go. :)45erhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05397455410329074837noreply@blogger.com