tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post4415856466423215141..comments2024-01-21T03:30:35.366-05:00Comments on Standing Outside Looking In: Double DoseStephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-91565994206053762372014-03-30T19:25:15.583-04:002014-03-30T19:25:15.583-04:00Surprisingly enough, lots of chocolate bars are *n...Surprisingly enough, lots of chocolate bars are *not* gluten free. They use malt to enhance the flavor. And while oats are gluten free, they are often grown, processed and shipped using the same equipment as wheat, thus becoming contaminated. I know the fad is stupid. I also know that I spend far too many hours in pain due to the fact that some folks think everyone who is gluten free is just following the fad.Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07015536073296245736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-77775137227021626322014-03-29T08:05:53.406-04:002014-03-29T08:05:53.406-04:00Me, all shocked faced....scary, those gluten free ...Me, all shocked faced....scary, those gluten free trout. Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-54083757352731703412014-03-29T08:05:00.022-04:002014-03-29T08:05:00.022-04:00Exactly.Exactly.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-11371535068698267112014-03-29T08:04:26.614-04:002014-03-29T08:04:26.614-04:00The stores keep the organic free range ammunition ...The stores keep the organic free range ammunition over there, on the Hippie side...probably labeled, Hollywood Stuff.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-75713347284272051012014-03-29T08:03:11.604-04:002014-03-29T08:03:11.604-04:00Two words, my dear, Ice Pick.Two words, my dear, Ice Pick.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-39554009001100659492014-03-29T05:08:49.416-04:002014-03-29T05:08:49.416-04:00needless to say, dear sweet one, and you probably ...needless to say, dear sweet one, and you probably already know this...at harvest time, i sit and ask every single tomatoe, bean, pea, potatoe, etc. if they are gluten-free. can't have any gluten in my harvest. jam asks each trout too. the smart ones say they are full of gluten and he chucks them back in the water. the dumb ones say "yes, i am gluten-free" and then he whacks them in the head with a piece of hardwood from an old tool and we have gluten-free trout for breakfast! that gluten - it's the devil i tell you. the devil!<br /><br />bahahahahah! great post buddy! love you! your friend,<br />kymberkymberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02607117635648274823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-18262736337047125022014-03-29T05:03:27.397-04:002014-03-29T05:03:27.397-04:00bahahahahahahah! oh that was a good one WS Fool! b...bahahahahahahah! oh that was a good one WS Fool! bhahahahah!kymberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02607117635648274823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-3796007694209491082014-03-28T23:19:03.784-04:002014-03-28T23:19:03.784-04:00Do ya have gluten free car tires too? I still hat...Do ya have gluten free car tires too? I still hate the Michelin Harmonies on my car, but they just won't wear out.Mrs. S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05303378310653171627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-41226195353272291842014-03-28T22:28:13.419-04:002014-03-28T22:28:13.419-04:00Can't find that, either.Can't find that, either.Tewshoozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02564577459982968771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-20338998366247519002014-03-28T21:19:11.729-04:002014-03-28T21:19:11.729-04:00Yeah and they can't throw us in the government...Yeah and they can't throw us in the government dungeons, we'll just say we have dementia.<br /><br />What were we talking about?Harry Flashmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05071021900005041592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-32111334491426036682014-03-28T20:15:25.713-04:002014-03-28T20:15:25.713-04:00Now Chris, you're gonna spoil my day with all ...Now Chris, you're gonna spoil my day with all these facts....Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-1740733217559833992014-03-28T20:14:46.714-04:002014-03-28T20:14:46.714-04:00And my followers.....
I'm a huge tease, or so...And my followers.....<br /><br />I'm a huge tease, or so I'm told. Have I told you about our new gluten free truck tires.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-8770512690728277282014-03-28T20:13:40.278-04:002014-03-28T20:13:40.278-04:00Ah, Sweetheart, now you knock it off....But yep, i...Ah, Sweetheart, now you knock it off....But yep, it is sad. These kids (and most city folk) fall for this bullcrap like its candy from heaven. I still insist on organic free range ammunition when on the firing line. Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-21380073690868228402014-03-28T20:11:58.042-04:002014-03-28T20:11:58.042-04:00Feels good, this old age, doesn't it Bubba.Feels good, this old age, doesn't it Bubba.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-15710653414547417012014-03-28T20:11:15.018-04:002014-03-28T20:11:15.018-04:00My lovely wife says she can't take me anywhere...My lovely wife says she can't take me anywhere, and never allows me lose in public.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-81488672343518257632014-03-28T20:10:24.842-04:002014-03-28T20:10:24.842-04:00Yep, you get it, Bubba. Yep, you get it, Bubba. Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-26228064088234273652014-03-28T20:09:31.299-04:002014-03-28T20:09:31.299-04:00And bananas, and tomatoes....I think you get the p...And bananas, and tomatoes....I think you get the point and joke, Jess...thanks.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-18734094030096600332014-03-28T20:08:42.902-04:002014-03-28T20:08:42.902-04:00We would be able to cure Celiac if only the govern...We would be able to cure Celiac if only the government and social media pushed the new disease of pickle rash....we need free range organic pickles. If everyone would eat one free range organic pickle a day....ah, heck, never mind.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-18647787029150404692014-03-28T20:04:58.733-04:002014-03-28T20:04:58.733-04:00Ah, David...now it's not that bad. I still lik...Ah, David...now it's not that bad. I still like my Red Winter wheat...and my gluten free pickles....with bacon.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-91152804055890986832014-03-28T20:03:41.196-04:002014-03-28T20:03:41.196-04:00Now that is a fact. Now that is a fact. Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-33054201803744802852014-03-28T20:03:10.636-04:002014-03-28T20:03:10.636-04:00Sad but true...thanks, my friend.Sad but true...thanks, my friend.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-49738410980339750582014-03-28T20:01:39.648-04:002014-03-28T20:01:39.648-04:00Yep, a sickly white too. Gotta watch those Cheerio...Yep, a sickly white too. Gotta watch those Cheerios, and Rice Cheks....Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752401490789789451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-1960120896741859772014-03-28T17:28:00.732-04:002014-03-28T17:28:00.732-04:00If it was corn or rice based, it was probably alwa...If it was corn or rice based, it was probably always gluten free. Chris Malloryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13001920155309388738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-34297083002096145122014-03-28T16:50:35.200-04:002014-03-28T16:50:35.200-04:00Nice joke Stephen. As far as I remember, Cheerios...Nice joke Stephen. As far as I remember, Cheerios is made with oats and oats are gluten free naturally, but it does make for a funny labeling joke. They probably didn't change the formula at all.<br /><br />Other similar ones could include:<br />Labeling a 10# bag of sugar as fat free, sodium free, and gluten free.<br />Labeling Bacon as sugar free, and gluten free.<br />Labeling onions as fat free and gluten free.<br />Labeling a chocolate bar as gluten free......<br /><br />Have fun teasing the store clerks!Mrs. S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05303378310653171627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7507051756134115711.post-85371117981330636252014-03-28T16:42:47.012-04:002014-03-28T16:42:47.012-04:00Gluten is grain protein. Oats don't have much...Gluten is grain protein. Oats don't have much, wheat has a lot. And yes, the wheat nowadays is not like the wheat of even 50 years ago. Not much food is anymore. I buy only organic flour and wheat berries. I know, I know....still the changed stuff, but no pesticides. My husband cannot find Shredded Wheat at our only store (Safeway). All the cereal is full of sugar and who knows what. Kids crap. So now I cook him organic oat groats for his breakfast with milk and brown sugar. Works for us. Notice how the young people are now trained to accept whatever the govt says is true? Sad, isn't it? Tewshoozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02564577459982968771noreply@blogger.com